Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
In the first draft for Half-Blood Prince when Harry’s at the station and Dumbledore comes to meet him, in an early draft of that script Dumbledore said to Harry “I remember a young woman with eyes of flushing whatever… ravened hair” I read this and I scribbled on my copy of the script “Steve, Dumbledore is gay!” Shoved it up the table and Steve goes “ohhh”.
Never gets old. EVER.
EATING
Expectation
Reality
DANCING
Expectation
Reality
CRYING
Expectation
RealityNOT BEING SCARED
Expectation:
Reality:
DRINKING
Expectation:
Reality:
GIVING AN AMAZING SPEECH
Expectation:
Reality:
CELEBRATING
Expectation:
Reality:
NOT BEING MAD
Expectation:
Reality:
LOOKING FABULOUS
Expectation:
Reality:
LAUGHING
Expectation:
Reality:
LEAVING
Expectation:
Reality:
Steve BAMF McGarrett - Walking around the car or actually stopping is too mainstream.
